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They Lied T-Shirt
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Earth First 🌎
At Beastly Banter, sustainability and ethical practices are at the heart of what we do. Our tees are made using ethically grown and harvested U.S. cotton, with production backed by the U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol. This ensures sustainable practices every step of the way. Additionally, our blank tees are certified by Oeko-Tex, guaranteeing safety, quality, and eco-friendly standards.

Wear the Wild, Share a Smile
At Beastly Banter Tees, we celebrate animals—both wild and domestic—and their quirky, funny sides. From playful raccoons and wise ravens to snuggly cats and goofy dogs, each design is crafted to bring a smile, spark a laugh, or start a fun conversation. Our shirts are designed for animal lovers who appreciate a bit of wit and charm in their wardrobe. Whether you’re showing off your love for wildlife or your favorite furry friend, our tees combine humor, comfort, and style to make every day a little more fun.

For the Love of Animals
Our shirts are designed for animal lovers who appreciate a bit of wit and charm in their wardrobe. Whether you’re showing off your love for wildlife or your favorite furry friend, our tees combine humor, comfort, and style to make every day a little more fun.

We Want to Make You Happy
We pride ourselves on fast, reliable service. Each shirt is printed just for you right here in the USA and shipped out quickly so you can start enjoying your new favorite tee without delay. Don’t see the color you’re looking for? Just let us know—we’re happy to make it happen! Have a custom design in mind? We love bringing your creative ideas to life. Just reach out to us and we will do whatever it takes to bring you the perfect tee—let’s get started!