Five Star Dirtbag T-Shirt

Beastly Banter tees are for:
🦒 Animal lovers & nature nerds
🧍 Hikers, gardeners, and backyard birders
🤣 Funny people who’d rather wear the joke than explain it

This shirt is part of our growing collection of nature-inspired, funny animal t-shirts that say something — perfect for sarcasm lovers, raccoon whisperers, and forest defenders alike.

* Gildan Softstyle Ⓡ 64000
* Unisex fit
* 100% ring-spun cotton (fiber content may vary for different colors)
* Light fabric
* Runs True To Size
* Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

Follow these, and your seasonal t-shirts will keep their vibrant colors longer than the changing leaves!

1. Wash and dry your t-shirts inside out. It's a simple yet crucial step.
2. Opt for low temperatures and gentle detergents. Your shirt isn't a summer barbecue, so avoid high heat!
3. Resist the temptation to spin excessively. Extra spins can lead to more wear and tear.
4. Air dry your t-shirts whenever possible. If tumble drying, avoid heavyweight companions like winter coats and blankets.
5. Iron your t-shirts inside out and start with a lower heat setting. Designs and irons aren't always the best of friends.

⭐️What materials are your t-shirts made of?

Our t-shirts are crafted from high-quality 100% sustainably sourced cotton.

⭐️What sizes do you offer?

We offer sizes ranging from S to 3XL. Please refer to our detailed size chart
on each product page for the best fit.

⭐️Where are you located?

We are based in Ventura Co, CA.

⭐️How do I care for my t-shirt?

To maintain the quality, machine wash cold, tumble dry low, and avoid ironing
directly on the printed design.

⭐️What is your return/exchange policy?

We accept returns and exchanges for unworn and unwashed items within 30 days of
purchase. Contact us for assistance.

⭐️How long does shipping take?

Domestic orders typically arrive within 5–7 business days, depending on
location.

⭐️Do you offer custom t-shirt designs?

Yes! We’re happy to work with you to create personalized designs. Share your
idea, and we’ll bring it to life.

⭐️Are your prints durable? Will they fade over time?

Our high-quality printing process ensures vibrant, long-lasting designs that
resist fading, even after multiple washes.

⭐️Do you ship internationally?

We are only shipping within the US but will be expanding soon.

⭐️What payment methods do you accept?

We accept major credit cards, PayPal, Apple Pay, Shop Pay, and Google Pay.

Can I track my order?

Absolutely! Once your order ships, you’ll receive tracking details to monitor
your package.

⭐️Are your t-shirts sustainably made?

We only use products that are made using ethically
grown and harvested US cotton. Our shirts are recognized by the US Cotton Trust
Protocol, ensuring ethical and sustainable means of production.

.⭐️Can I cancel or change my order after placing it?

If you need to cancel or change your order, contact us within 24 hours of
placing it. We’ll do our best to accommodate your request.

⭐️Do you offer bulk or wholesale discounts?

Yes, we provide discounts for bulk or wholesale orders. Reach out to us to learn
more about pricing and availability.

⭐️What happens if my order arrives damaged or incorrect?

If your order arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us immediately. We’ll
resolve the issue with a replacement or refund.

⭐️How do your shirts fit? Are they true to size?

Our t-shirts are designed to be true to size with a classic fit. If you prefer
a looser or more fitted style, consider sizing up or down.  You can always refer to the size chart on the
product page.

What
kind of printing techniques do you use?

We use high-quality screen printing and direct-to-garment (DTG) printing to
deliver sharp, vibrant, and long-lasting designs.

⭐️Are your designs exclusive?

Yes, all of our designs are unique to our store and created by our talented
team, so you won’t find them anywhere else!

⭐️How much is shipping?

Shipping
and handling is a flat rate of $5.95 for all orders under $50 and FREE shipping
for all orders over $50.